Episode Title:
Moe Goes from Rags to Riches.
Episode Description:
At a town meeting at Moe's Tavern, people say that Moe Szyslak is best friends with only his old bar rag. Bart continues with the joke by comparing it with Milhouse. This causes Milhouse to abandon Bart as a friend. The rag tells its life story, from being a medieval French tapestry, woven by Marge infernally after Mr. Burns, Duke of Springfield, killed all their sheep; going to a museum and then to the prince of Persia, Nelson, being told a story by Lisa; and then being used as a cloth on a guillotine. The rag is used in soup in the Great Depression, and went close to the top of Mount Everest. There, a Yeti finds the rag and gives it to Moe as a baby...
