Episode Title:
Slow and Steady Wins the Race, Baby.
Episode Description:
When Dandy spends all the food money on a flashlight teleporter, Meow turns it on out of anger and accidentally teleports Dandy's head to Planet Pushy Boyfriend. Dandy is greeted by a fish alien named Carpaccio, who is an astronaut from Planet Girlfriend, his home planet. After Meow teleports Dandy's body and himself to Planet Pushy Boyfriend, Carpaccio explains that he has been stranded on Planet Pushy Boyfriend for a decade, predicting that the sun will scorch both planets soon since it has been a millennium since this has occurred before. Dandy and Meow help carry Carpaccio's sailboat rocket to the surface of Planet Pushy Boyfriend, and they ride the waves that connect towards Planet Girlfriend. Upon arrival on the planet, Carpaccio races to his home, only to find that his ex-girlfriend Yoko is dating her new boyfriend Minato. Carpaccio fails to convince the fish alien residents that the sun will scorch the planet. Just as Meow finds new batteries to recharge the flashlight teleporter, Carpaccio chooses to commit suicide with the burning heat of the sun. Dandy manages to teleport Meow and himself back to the Aloha Oe, where Dandy and Meow decide to feast on Carpaccio's barbecued body.
