Beetle Bailey Episode 6 Son of a Gun of a Gun/Geronimo/For Officers Only/Sgt. Snorkel's Longest Day Episode Title:Son of a Gun of a Gun/Geronimo/For Officers Only/Sgt. Snorkel's Longest Day.Episode Description:Son of a Gun of a Gun The Camp Swampy ceremonial cannon breaks loose. It rolls into Gen. Halftrack's office with Beetle and Cosmo hanging on. They're ordered to do something with it... and he doesn't care what. Geronimo General Halftrack's superiors in Washington want the entire base to train for the Air Corps. He only has a few days to train one of his platoons to parachute from 20,000 feet. So Sergeant Snorkle and his men are assigned to take sky diving lessons. For Officers Only The Pentagon gives Otto the rank of second lieutenant. Unfortunately, Otto's new rank makes him an obnoxious and arrogant bully. Meanwhile, Beetle and his pals want to go to the big dance. But it's for officers only, and Sarge is determined that it'll stay that way. Sgt. Snorkle's Longest Day Sgt. Snorkle is getting so fat, he blows up like a balloon and takes off.