Beetle Bailey Episode 1 Everything's Ducky/Leap No More My Lady/ Episode Title:Everything's Ducky/Leap No More My Lady/Episode Description:Everything's Ducky A Senator is coming to inspect the troops at Camp Swampy and everything has to be ready for him... including his favorite food. When General Halftrack finds out that the Senator loves roast duck, he fears that he'll have to have his pet duck cooked for dinner. But Beetle might have the solution. Leap No More My Lady General Billy Billibong is on his way from Australia to inspect the camp. On arrival, the nearsighted camp colonel mistakes Matilda, a mischievous kangaroo that the general brought with him, for the general's wife. He orders Beetle to show "her" around.