Episode Title:
Claws / To Helga and Back / Cover Boy.
Episode Description:
Claws: To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate.
To Helga and Back: Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their "relationship", Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.
Cover Boy: With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.
