Episode Title:
The Balls Have Left the Crotchy.
Episode Description:
The Secret Legacy of Ench-Man: Principal Ench is revealed to have leaked toxic chemicals from the Ench-Cave into the town's water supply, resulting in the school being closed for two years. Before it can be opened again, the teachers must take a final health test. However, they are forced to take Shin after he threatens to tell the police about Ench.
A Star is Burned: After Mrs. Prescott talks about her wealth on the news (which actually got wiped out during the recession), Mitzi wants to be interviewed also. Shin decides to help her, though things backfire.
Three of Tarts: Three Megan McCain Republicans (like regular Republicans, but much sluttier) invite Georgie and two of his friends on dates. When Shin tags along as a fourth wheel, Georgie must avoid embarrassment.
