Episode Title:
Celebrity Deathmatch: North vs. South.
Episode Description:
Fight 1: John Rocker is electrocuted by a Die-Hard battery. Fight 2: Since both Janet Jackson and Faith Hill are so pretty and would probably fight poorly, the two women are locked in a room with each other for a few months to help them be more fierce during their fight. Janet Jackson's front is ripped off, causing her internal organs to spill out. Fight 3: Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant get into a sword duel and slash each other to pieces. With only their thumbs remaining, the fight quickly turns into a small thumb war, which Grant's thumb wins by jumping on and crushing Lee's thumb. Featuring Ronnie Van Zant and Allen Collins.
