Episode Title:
The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin.
Episode Description:
When Stan is chosen to put together the annual CIA pin-up calendar, he attempts to find an assistant. However, when he fires assistant after assistant, Hayley takes the assistant job in order to get revenge for ruining a picture she drew for him as a child. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discovery Card on his first (and only) day of college, but finds that no one takes Discovery (except for a secret section of the local mall that hasn't been touched since the 1980s) and must fake his death when he can't pay the bill.
